My life

Posted July 2, 2009 at 5:33pm

An Apple a Day...

You know that saying, “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”? well, i had at least 700 calories worth of apples yesterday. perhaps i’m safe from a visit to the doctor’s for a good week.

tomorrow i’m going to the Alameda County Fair. can’t wait to take some pictures!

Posted June 30, 2009 at 9:10pm

Classic Missy

here's a quick little classic missy story.
Missy: i'm getting a dog soon!
Me: oh. what kind!
Missy: a white standard poodle
Me: Ew i don't like those.
Missy: They're the smartest breed you know. No offense or anything but white standard poodles are smarter than Black ones....
Me: was that a racist comment?
Missy: i mean no offense or anything!
Me: Missy, are you kidding me? i'm not a fucking dog.

Posted June 14, 2009 at 9:53pm

Rapper names?

Me: Ok so dani you're sleepy fuckin D, I'm G-Lo. so missy what are you?
Missy: i'm Missy magic
*Silence*
Me: ...well.

Posted June 14, 2009 at 9:48pm

so demanding

Me: sorry i was deep in thought
Vikram: well swim to the surface bitch!
it made me laugh though

Posted May 18, 2009 at 2:21am

at&t sent my family a 10 cent phone bill yesterday morning. today they sent us a check for 12 dollars and 46 cents. it costs about 2 dollars to send each bill; therefore they spent 4 dollars on bill costs. at&t spent 16 dollars and 36 cents on us when they could have spent 14 dollars and 36 cents by subtracting that 10 cent bill from the 12 dollars and 46 cents they owe us and sending it in one bill saving them two dollars. They Obiously aren’t Jewish like me.

Posted May 17, 2009 at 3:07pm